shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

Bean Sting

The sensation you feel when the caffeine from a coffee interacts with your brain receptors.

"Whoa bro, I'm feelin' that relentless Bean Sting from dat coffee I just had!!"

Big Bean Booty

A word used to make fun of someone as a secret code, or a word in reference to the movie Corpse Bride new streaming on Tubi and Hbo Max

SHUT UP YOU BIG BEAN BOOTY- Sussy Baka

that big bean booty movie was BUSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn- sussier baka