A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut
Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."
When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places
Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"
A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!
Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.