When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.
“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”
Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!
Girl, to keep these modern men -- You have to anal whip them...
Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.
C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
Anal solo is when you put a kazoo into someone’s ass and blow into it.
On the other hand anal orchestra is when you put multiple kazoos into someones ass and blow into them.
Person 1: Yo what did you do with your partner on your date?
Person 2: We went out for dinner first, but then we went back to my place and I gave them some nice anal solo and orchestra.
Person 1: Ayo y’all crazy for doing that on the first date!
Asshole. Man pussy. Turd cutter. Anal rangers
Those two anal rangers are playing peek-a-boo with one another's brown eye. Tony loves to be called captain Cornhole when he's riding Bruce's man pussy. What a bunch of anal rangers.
Inserting penis in butt
Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally
Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it