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The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010


P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome

Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain

by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021


moth brain

Someone who enjoys fireworks. Like moths, these people are easily distracted by lights and oblivious to the downsides of fireworks, like the pollution of streets and the air, its negative effects on wildlife as well as pets and the trigger potential for people with PTSD, namely veterans.

A: But it's so pretty, don't you enjoy the lights??
B: What a moth brain...

by justtryingtomakethiswordathing December 29, 2020


Space brain

When your thoughts are all over the place and/or you are dissociating. Seen in neurodivergent people, and high people.

Friend one: Got space brain today
Friend two: Mood
Friend one: I didnt know you smoke weed too
Friend two: Oh. I just have ADHD

by Call me ur dad April 8, 2022


Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.

Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."

by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017


Brain Canser

You must have a brain for this. Because of that no worry's

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018


Brain Canser

For this canser you need a brain. No worry's for you

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018