When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD
Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!
my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.
A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.
Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle Is A Very Mean Word To Say, The Person Could Be Very Offended!
Person 1: You Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!
Person 2: *Shock* Well Your A Massive Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!