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Kinda like “son-of-a-bitch” only a tad bit different
“Wow that chick is a daughter-of-a-dick!l
When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.
Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.
When a friend has his cock out and you get your cock out in a sign of solidarity.
Pats day drunk, we're gonna jave to do sympathy dick aren't we.
While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.
"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"
X-rated version of trick or treat. Part of Halloweenie festivities.
Bobo had a blast dick or treating with all the slutty costumed chicks this Halloweenie.
When your having sex and you insert your penis inside of a women’s pussy and spin. Her around like a helicopter.
Wanna spice up our sex life and try the dick helicopter
When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”