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When defecating in a portable toilet that is filled with blue non-toxic tank deodorizer, the splash generated by the feces hits you in the anus.
Dude I just took a dump in that porta-john and got a blue-eye surprise!
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1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
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basically let's just say...oh I don't know....not a pretty titty. A sight to see. Yet iconically leaves you with a feeling that you wished you hadn't. Cross eyed rack. One of pancake sized nipple goes southwest & the other northeast. Whoa!
Holy shit, that bitch had a nipple eye-sore. I was like thanks, but no thanks, but ahhh... i'll pass on the flapjacks.
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A woman who wants a man to provide for all her needs, which happen to be the best clothes, fancy jewelry, eating only the most expensive food.. etc.
AKA gold digger
Look at that shine eye girl, never worked a day in her life, she just uses men for their money. Once her looks fade she will be in trouble.
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one of the best hardcore metal bands ever!!! thier use of extremely fast double bass pedals and face melting breakdowns are what has given them such a huge fan base...
TTEOTD was my favorite metal band until they decided to kick anthony gunnels out and bring in Nate Johnson.
Even though the new stuff is brytal as hell and still sounds amazing...they sound like any other metal band now.
Anthony's vocals and josh kulicks drums were the only thing seperating tteotd from the rest of the hardcore metal scene and now that anthony is gone...well we will just have to see how much longer this once great metal band will make it
Hey did you go to the through the eyes of the dead concert last night?
yea man it was insane!!!! they sacrificed a live goat on stage and then set it on fire while they ripped my face off
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An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
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