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The John Mox shuffle

When you completely fuck over your own teammates for no other reason other than being John Mox.

"I got fucked by the John Mox shuffle"

Tom: Wow you were playing really well, what happened?
Stan: My teammate gave me the John Mox shuffle.

by Lilpeeboy May 1, 2015

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porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

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John Butler Trio

A very unique 3 piece Australian folk/rock band. The band consists of lead vocalist John Butler. The band also consists of Shannon Birchall the bassist, and Michael Barker the drummer, both men are back up vocalists. This is a very unique band in the instruments they play, John plays Guitar, Harmonica, Didgeridoo, Banjo, Lapsteel, Stomp Box, 1930s Dobro
Maton twelve string. They have been an active band since 1996, but only recently have they found success in North America.

Keith Urban and the John Butler Trio, jammed together at the 2007 ARIA awards.

by nick czapi March 1, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Port St. John

A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.

He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?

by Siegel McBirdman February 22, 2007

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Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.

Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."

by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009

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John Fonda

It means "John Kerry" because he's politically the same as Jane Fonda (communist) only far less apologetic about it.

John Kerry thinks terrorism is the same as prostitution and gambling.

by Kerry is an airhead waffle boy October 13, 2004

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John Drake's Law

(n) The internet rule that as a Rock Band argument gets more heated, it becomes more likely that somebody will bring up Muse. When such an event occurs, the person who brought up the band name has effectively forfeited the argument as well as his DLC request

"im sick off all this metal CRAP........when are they gonna release MUSE?"

"John Drake's Law, Trent"

by HeyRiles October 5, 2011

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