Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Wet leash

The fetish of watching a collared and leashed girl pull on the leash from behind her. Having the leash rub against her pussy until she squirts.

“I hired a whore last night to have her wet leash her self. Man was it worth it.

wet folds

wet fold are slick flaps of skin between a females legs.

dude she had some wet folds

Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.