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The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.
Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.
Visually displeasing decoration added to one's carpet, upholstery, tp, upper lip, tits, dick, etc. via the action of sliding the item in question across the poop striper's otherwise poorly kept or unwiped asshole.
Dude, that huge shit I just took left some serious poop stripes.
The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.
'Did you kiss him?'
'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'
When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.
Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"
Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.
Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!