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One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.
"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."
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Add this misinterpretation to protocoldroids's list:
Wrapped up like a deuche, another odor in the night.
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an individual who stupidity is so high-octane that it cannot be described by the root word "douche." this individual's lack of brainpower, or choice or continual arrogance, requires a special term of its own.
joe: "so what happened?"
elaine: "it was unbelievable. i did ALL of the work--ALL of it. and then this high-power douche goes into overdrive and tells the boss this elaborate tale about how he gave up his weekend clam bake to do it. what a penis."
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dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA
how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?
o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche
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A replacement for 'touche'. Used when either the speaker or the listener has said/done something stupid, i.e. a no-shit-sherlock moment.
Bill: Dude, your girlfriend has a nice ass.
Ted: Douche (pron. doo-shay).
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A group of the best guy friends. Unfortunately, they are probably too hot for you. They may come off as douche bags, but are extremely genuine at heart.
woah, the cocky senior douche bags "CSDB"... they are hot and nice :)
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A trinket held by one person in World of Warcraft on Laughing Skull. This trinket makes you obsess out loot in game so bad that you make those around you want to stab them in the eye. Steer clear of the person holding this trinket and mute on vent to save yourself from hearing his banshee like cries for loot.
AKA Sanzol, Loganb, Amea
"I hate it when I loot"
"I've never vendored that before"
"I ice blocked 3 times in that fight"
"GUY GUYS!!!!!!"
"Horde, I'm dead" (full health)
"I'm the only jew on LS with the Douche Bag of the Loot Whore, teehee"
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