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Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn
“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd
A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
"Happy shot in the face day gary!"
A knockout nut shot in which a man’s soul leaves his body resulting in momentarily paralysis
Did you see that Bellator fight where Raymond Daniels hit Peter Stanonik with TWO of the hardest knut shots in MMA history?!?
A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
When a man pinches his foreskin while he's peeing and let go after his penis expands like a water balloon and lets go which sends a powerful stream of piss.
I tried to do a power shot and i got piss all over my shower curtains.
The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.
He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.