Rural Dictionary

one fucking guy

Just one person doing something that needs many people to help with.

OFG = one fucking guy

So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?

So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?

I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.

Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

by euphemismo November 26, 2010

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two guys and the trailer

two guys and the trailer is a joke.
one time there were these two guys and they saw a long line of men lined up at a trailer and a sign on it said 25 cents.
one guy said whats that line for? the other said I don't know give me a quarter and I a find out. so he took the quarter and waited in line.
when he got to the trailed a woman took his quarter fucked him and kicked him out the other door.
the other guy said to him so what was it? the guy said I don't know but you got another quarter?

did you hear the one about the two guys and the trailer?

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009

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that little chef guy

little creepy guy that knows where the sheep are

Homestar: I say fair chef, have you seen the sheep?
Chef: Uh-huh.

by Stu Pidman September 2, 2003

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Vacuum guy/girl

The people you see in supermarkets that seem to think they exist in a vacuum and block the whole aisle, so transfixed by the products on the shelves.

You can sometimes pass by them after saying "excuse me" about the third time.

Guy 1: Dude, he/she sure was a vacuum guy/girl, what's so fascinating about the shampoo aisle anyway?

Guy 2: He/She sure was, he/she seemed genuinely amazed that a busy downtown store actually had other people in it.

by Urban Englander May 23, 2009

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