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A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope
Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
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Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most
Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits
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A man that is so fat that his tits hang down past his Penis.
Man1: Wow, That guy is so fat!
Man2: I know hes a real Bitch Tits Magee
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The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.
Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.
The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.
Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.
WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!
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usually small tits that have the appearance of a ski ramp because they swoop down and curve up as ski ramps do.
Hannah has ski ramp tits that usually get felt up by guys named Will =)
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The excess arm lard on a massive person or commeon folk. When they start to move the lard on their arm starts shimmying like wild tits.
Arnold wanted to holler at lisa, but then she took off her sweater and revealed her tank top. As she was walking the wind and her sudden movements made it clear that she had shimmying arm tits...
Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.
Arnold is grimy.
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A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.
In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.
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