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When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
A person who is highly skilled. Blesses with supreme knowledge.
That guy knows a lot, he's such a Top Feeder.
Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her
When you get a blowjob while in a church.
Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.