wet trench

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After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench

double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.

David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

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Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc

Stop with that wet lip and talk straight

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.