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A smelly coochie that will smell when a girls coochie smells-
GUY 1: HER VAGINA SMELLED LIKEE TUMBLING TUNA FISH.. IT WAS tasty..
When a dirty slut has multiple men ejaculate in her mouth in a single sexual experience, the slut must be able to not swollow until after the last seahorse has been evacuated from the final contestants testies.
Man, Sally is such a hot looking slut, we should get her drunk one night and give her a mexican fish bowl.
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Defn: A Filet o' Fish Sandwhich from McDonald's with a tall glass of Water
Usage:
When a guy wants to take a girl out for a romantic sounding dinner in hopes of getting lucky, but doesn't want to spend more then $2.37. They take the missus for the Fish in the Sea Combo at McDonald's which consists of a filet o' fish sandwhich and a tall glass of water.
Ryan: "Let's celebrate our one year anniversary tonight with something special hunny. I'm taking you out for a Fish in the sea combo."
Elaine: "That sounds so romantic, I love you"
(As ryan opens the door to his garbage filled 1988 Pontiac Sunbird)
Ryan : "I like you too snookums. This will be a great celebration"
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A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.
It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.
Usually costs around £4
"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"
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A woman's unclean vagina or a hole in your foot after stepping on a fish hook.A woman's unclean vagina or a hole in your foot after stepping on a fish hook.
Get something to clean out my stinky fish hole.
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When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
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A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.
My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
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