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pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019


suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.

*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!

by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022


Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016


Top Slop Day

Where girls give all boys "Head" and pleasure them this National Day falls on October 8th. While ending at 10/09/2020 at 12:00AM

Alexa, What is Top Slop Day

by Alexa Q+A October 8, 2020


Top to Bottom

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.

You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.

by SearianPaint December 5, 2024


Top Popper

When you bazooka fart dust onto your clitori.

Damn dude, that top popper was intense!

by bigjuicyy44 April 21, 2023


dismissive top

In LGBT culture, especially in Boston's Dorchester neighborhood, dismissive tops will get what they want, smack a bottoms boy and tell them to GTFO before they can gather their dignity again. 😂 Dismissive tops evolved to counter the forces of b*itchy bottoms.

Guy at bar in the Dot neighborhood: "That one other there is a nasty dismissive top. He sent me packing last night just 'cause I wanted to chill a bit."

by savmont November 29, 2024