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Originaly a character from the show MXC. Use when something gay happens or something you dislike, which you then say "Guy la douche ass"
Dude Tom just skeeted on your tooth brush, response = "Guy La Douche Ass"
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A annoying bitch that queffes on a taco then forces a male to eat it well slaping him with a dirty douche
Lori had a mad case of the queffes so she got a taco shell and did a Super Quffie on it and made Jordan eat well slapin him in the face with her dirty douch making a Queefy Douche Taco
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a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
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a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.
when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day
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A super insecure douche that still uses the word(s) fag/faggot in 2016. Like really dude?😂 Grow up.
2016 Douche Punk: the guy who still calls people fags, faggots, queers, homos.
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This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.
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