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when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
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When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.
'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)
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the reason two people can love each other from un reachable distances while ignoring natural instinct to find a different mate
Sally somehow is still together with Kristian even when she can get a million other men if she'd like. galactic loving must be the cause of this dinosauric occurrence.
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Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"
Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!
We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!
I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.
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the form of complimentary banter between two loved ones in which teasing is not to be found in short supply, and employs tactics such as inside jokes, and hilarious jabs of personal offense to the other; love is still conveyed, however these can get quite savage given the right couple and their level of tolerance and whimsical playfulness between the two. It should not be taken offensively, but as an endearing liveliness
Casey: "dangoldave, always up to no good, you need Jesus and to check on your 'mater plants"
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"
they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing
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A love thud is the noise made when you are having sex up against the wall or on a bed, couch, etc. Hardcore banging will result in the thud, thud, thud made.
"Dude! Your love thud kept me up all night!"
"Sorry bro, she likes it rough!"
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True love is when u can risk your life for the other person, it's where you can say you fully trust the person you love, and you can honestly tell them anything at the end of the day. You and yours can share deep conversations, and you can rely on the other person with anything you need. True love is not only a saying but it's real when u find the right person, it's the person you want to spend your life with, and give yourself to. True love is when you constantly care about a person and their well being, and when someone hurts them then they better watch their backs because your coming for them. True love is when you go through the struggles together and they never leave and if you happen to part you will find your way back. True love isn't about sex or what the person can materialistically give you or what they have it's the happiness they bring u when you get around eachother. It's the happiness they bring u when u see a smile on the other persons face or the little things you guys can do together just to make eachother happy, true love is a lot of things shown in a lot of different ways but it is meant to be💍
True love is something you know is true when you find the right person, you can't look for it , you can't find it, but you'll know when you have it 💍
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