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If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!
Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert
Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells
Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.
“I got some raspberry ice cream melting in my car, I gotta go!”
Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.
Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.
When you have semen residue stuck in your penis hole and your piss goes in crazy directions
After I busted a nut last night I totally had a cream stream and had gotten piss all over the floor and toilet seat!
Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.