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(Bob walks into restaurant)..
(Waiter) “ What to drink for you?”
(Bob) “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down!”
(Bob walks into restaurant)...
Watiter- “ What to drink for you?”
Bob- “ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down !”
When you get reallly drunk on a Pub Crawl that you are no longer able to walk or crawl it is then known as a Pub Lie down.
Oh god I got sooo wasted on that Pub Crawl last night it ended up as a Pub Lie Down
Voyage Triple Down originates from a Winnie the Pooh ascending, yet it has a deeper meaning, it is the connection between your spiritual, and mortal body depleting. Voyage Triple Down can occur when you get stuck between the bridge of life and death.
Yo, my buddy just went through Voyage Triple Down, when he got shot dead with a knife.
When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”
When a girl is all tits and no ass
"Hey Billie, I've been hitting up Emma a lot lately. You think she's hot?"
"She's upside down thick. Personally I'm a thigh guy but yeah I guess she is."
Hey guys, we have been skiing for 12 straight hours now, lets do some cool down bumps and go to bed?
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The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.
A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.
Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.
Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?