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A straight friend to help a gay guy/girl pull
"John pulled because he had his fag hag"
"you have to be my fag hag, you can talk to her ugly mate"
A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.
She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...
a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way
Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.
A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).
Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.
This fool thinks he smart and funny, but he is just a foolish granny fucker. Can’t even pull bitches his age. He knows his shit about history and shit but how about you pull some real bitches FOOL. Once he tried to sing his heart out on stage in the school but instead he sounded like a little BITCH living with his momma type shit. Dude has more Reddit tabs open than zippers opened in his lifetime bro. His balls are the opposite to lowhang like bro it’s unbelievable. He drives his Prius everyday like bro not even 100 Horsepower.
WTF IS THAT SOUND?
Mr. Fag is singing on stage again
WTF? SOUNDED LIKE A ELEPHANT SHITTING OUT BRICKS!