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Kiss your crush and they cant back away!
YOU :I'm gonna kiss you
Crush:It is national kiss day(april 13 national kiss day 2018)
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You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want
Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day
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a phrase coming from -where else? If you said Mario Puzo's The Godfather you guessed right- meaning, doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David. you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.
mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.
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October 8th is national kiss your crush day
I’m gonna kiss the girl I like on October 8th because it’s national kiss your crush day
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On the 4th of March you get to kiss your bf/gf!!
Kiss your bf/gf Day!!
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self explanitory, you beeotch.
me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!
some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....
me: you look like a penis!
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Technically scientists have proved that kisses burns calories but for you and your partner everyday should be national kissing day.
But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun
Him/her:hey babe you know what today is?
Gf/bf:no what’s today?
His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day !
Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*
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