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Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 6, 2022


Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 11, 2019


Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023


Michael Bahr

Loves fat man cock

Wow Michael Bahr likes cock

by BeefLicker November 22, 2021


Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!

Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"

by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022


Michael Johnston

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.

"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."

by malia & gaby December 31, 2021


Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022