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when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.
Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.
Where has your wife gone?
Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.
The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.
"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.
When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate
A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY
Who the fuck is this jimmy one time?
A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.
As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!
One-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.
Regular One-upper: Dude, i bought a Jaguar last week. It's sick.
Pathological One-upper: Nice. I got an Aston a few days ago...
Regular One-upper: My Dad's getting a Bugatti Veyron today!
Pathological One-upper: That's nothing. For that much money you won't even get an apartment in my building. I have six.