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I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔
“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”
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dog shit in your left pocket
"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"
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Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*
Friend: Dude, that was close.
Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
A pokemon tuber with a big no audience
Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster
Other one no.
The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)
guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"