man mane

The bouncing, behaving, luxurious, flowing shampoo-commercialesque long hair belonging to a dude.

"His big blonde man mane seemed like an asset -- until it got sucked into the engine, causing his immediate untimely and gruesome death when his head was squashed like a bug by the cold, unforgiving whirring machinery."

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Man cookies

Any cookies made with nuts.

"I'm going to make cookies! Man cookies!"

"Man cookies?"

"Yes, dear. Cookies with nuts."

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D-Man

One who is continously compared to a seagull and likes to pick food out of the garbage and off the floor.

A: Yo, why is he eatin out of the garbage?

B: Cause that's the D-Man, he is like a seagull.

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Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

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man butter

Man butter is what comes out of your penis after masterbation or sex. Also known as sperm or jizz!

Whip that man butter of your face you stupid slut!

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Man pie

N.
A man who is considered sexually attractive.
Make a woman say..

"I wanna piece of that man pie"

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Man moment

When someone does something idiotic.

Man: "All girls are the same </3"
Also Man: Can't take cock
Woman: That's such a, Man moment

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