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like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.

Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.

by PMax October 12, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sour cream potato cakes

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!

by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009


santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 26, 2013

88๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boys Suck Cake Day

This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.

"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! : "

" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "

" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "

by Colette Heefner February 27, 2008

64๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


subway now sells cake

A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom

Did you here subway now sells cake

by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pound Cake Tuppence Tits

When her ass is a ten out of ten but her tits are terrible

I'd rate her as a pound cake tuppence tits

by VeryVisionary July 21, 2023