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The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.
"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "
A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me
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A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.
Create in 2015, North London, Barnet
White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"