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A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.
Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
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When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!
Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
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A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
When a Hispanic man dips his scrotum into hot water, then wrings out the water from his pubic hair onto the chest/face of a (preferably consentual) sexual partner.
Joe gave Timmy a Puerto Rico Water Pouch during a rough session last week.
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5 words in that order create the ultimate environmental friendly human being...
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Everyone: Go Planet.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
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A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.
We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.
Did you know that you can buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water At 7-Eleven?