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When a nigga asked for a shlong to go up your ass and you still have shit inside
“dude he wants anal sex but I didn’t wipe”
“I was playing 2k and had anal sex”
“Nigga yo dick stink did you have anal sex?”
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The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature
Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.
S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”
a) momentary accidental anal
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
An anal weep is the shriek or cry that happens when you are having rough sex from behind and by accident the mans penis is abruptly inserted into the anal cavity by accident.
An example of an anal weep would be “me and my boyfriend were having crazy sex and he flipped me over to hit it from behind and by accident it went into my ass. I wept from the pain of it going in so quickly without warning”
Its When Your Partner Shits into a condom and you suck on it until its all gone and you shit out a new turd for your partner to suck on.
damn daniel thats a nice turd wanna do blowy anal
What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful