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A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there
Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack
A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."
When you can’t decide whether someone is a crack head or a crack addict
Yo a crack headdict tried to bite my dick off a seven eleven yesterday