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Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11
Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?
When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...
Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....
An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.
1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
The saliva ring left after felatio.
I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.
When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!
When you stick your Dick into a coconut to get it flavored for a blowjob
Hey John can you do the Coco Dick thing I really love the taste and I need more and while you’re at it might as well nut in it!
Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."