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When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears
Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”
You: “I’m a cry pie”
The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker
Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.
A pie royal is where an individual has sex with more than one pie in succession.
"Oh man I had apple and strawberry in my pie royal last night!"
A pie that is made with various meats and farted on by two or more Brazilian girls.
Matt: Have you seen the those Brazillian Fart Porn videos?
Peter: Nah, but have YOU seen 4 men eating a dirty Brazillian pie?
A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
A threesome with all girls that are eating each other out and they form a triangle
Dude, I was watching this girl on girl porno and I blew my load just as they were forming a Pie Angle.
Dude, take a look at this pics of these girls I took home ther other day, as they formed the perfect Pie Angle
Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.
While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.
Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.
It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.
“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”