When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
Sex position where you pour liquid nitrogen on your homies man titties while being balls deep in your second cousin.
I did Boobs ice the other day, it was awesome!
An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too
Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!
Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute
A sexual experience conceived during the eating process of a very delicious ice cream.
John: "hey dude, this ice cream is so good."
Joe: "I agree! It's giving me an ice crasm!"
like a Long Island Ice Tea but double shots of vodka,gin,rum,tequila....
Loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
Drink the Loz Island at your peril
can also cause the drinker to be scutted
went out last night on the Loz Island Ice Tea's..... got so scutted. TOP NIGHT