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A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.
Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
A person who is fast at typing with their hands; a fast typer
A person who moves forward
"Have you seen Susan's reports, I sent you a copy of them via email. She had them all done and aready and on my desk before lunch. She must be a wet typist or something"
When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.
The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!