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when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen
when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket
Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt
"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"
The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
Another name for "bag" or "handbag"
"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.
“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”