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an extremely delicious and intoxicating drink that consists of a jug of cranberry juice and a liter of vodka. pour out a 1/4 of the cranberry juice and empty contents of vodka bottle into cranberry juice jug, thus giving you "the party bomb".
curt- "man, i got the worst urinary tract infection."
heidi- "dude, drink some of this party bomb."
curt- "what's in it?"
heidi- "cranberry juice and ughh...vodka."
curt- "ummm...i think i'll pass."
The Tea Party movement is a grassroots movement of millions of like-minded Americans from all backgrounds and political parties. Tea Party members share similar core principles supporting the United States Constitution as the Founders intended, such as:
• Limited federal government
• Individual freedoms
• Personal responsibility
• Free markets
• Returning political power to the states and the people
As a movement, The Tea Party is not a political party nor is looking to form a third political party any time soon. The Tea Party movement, is instead, about reforming all political parties and government so that the core principles of our Founding Fathers become, once again, the foundation upon which America stands.
1. A party hosted by Klownmunists
2. A party in a stopped train
3. A bunch of goddamn klowns about to take over the world and institute a democtatorship
"The good people sleep well at night as long as they're not at sleepaway camp, in which case they will be "sent home". Stopped trains will be reserved for living clownundrums, but if there's a shortage of terror, basement dorm rooms will have to do."
~Klownmunist party manifesto
System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.
Classifications:
Stage 1:
Party Size: 4 - 6 persons
Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely low
Noise: Low to moderate
Stage 2:
Party Size: 7 - 9 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman
Police Encounter: Low to moderate
Noise: Moderate to high
Stage 3:
Party Size: 10 - 15 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman
Police Encounter: High
Noise: High
Stage 4:
Party Size: 16+
Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely high
Noise Extremely high
Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks!
Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action!
Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live!
Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!!
a group of 6 hot (or average looking) girls who tear shit up in the 952/612 area. interests include: canes, pizza, yogurt lab. always trying to find the whereabouts of men we admire. undying thirst for men everywhere. established in 2012
damn, the party train has been really creepy lately.
the party train is so annoying/cool/milfy!
why does the party train throw the shocker in every picture they take?
Marijuana, Mary Jane, Pot, Weed, Chronic
-Wanna go smoke some party plant?
-Yeah if you dont choke again, newb!
A person that doesn't like going to parties, is afraid of going to parties, or had never been to one. Usually girls and guys that are afraid of their parents. If you are a hard core partier, you should stay away from these people because usually they are no fun. An exception would be if you are trying to get your friend to do some crazy shit while they are a party virgin, because bring all the bitches over to the dark side.
Come one Stacy, quit being such a party virgin!
Hey, I have a serious question, are u a party virgin?