The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful
Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.
The man, the myth, the legend.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.
Michael Furgang- a BITCH boy lil dick having ass snitching ass bitch
You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe
Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
Damn Michael copes is so cool. He would be perfect if he didn't have such a small dick.
Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
Wow Michael Burt your a massive asshole