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the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.
“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!
National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
On April 24 all the girls will protect themselves by tasing a boy after they stupidly declared this day national rape day
Go around slapping a girls ass for the whole year
National slap ass year
“Oh my god I totally forgot tomorrow is National Demolish a Ginger Day.”
“Gingers everywhere need to be on the lookout for real.”
On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.
Be prepared to smell pussy !
Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "