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A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary
Dude2: "rly what does it say?"
Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.
These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).
Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.
A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.
The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!
Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.
Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.
Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.
Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart
Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!
"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
MAN WHAT A WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEANU REEVES: URBAN DICTIONARY IS AWESOME!!!
JAKE PAUL: NAH KEANU REEVES: DIE MORTAL!!!!!!!!
A pretty funny website that gives slang definitions of words, useful for finding out what words mean in real English.
I wonder what picture means....
*googles picture*
Formal dictionary: An impression of something formed from an account or description.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
*Looks on urban dictionary*
"An image that's been taken form a camera and printed out or viewed digitally.
You: Ohh that makes sense.... somebody should rape that other gay dictionary
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urban dictionary please accept my words seriously. i had 3 pages worth of words and they all got deleted and now you wont accept any of my words.
Urban Dictionary: A strange/weird but interesting dictionary website
What is wrong with people here?
Urban Dictionary is Strange and Weird
This is the website that you are using.
You are using the website “my.urbandictionary.com”
On this webstite, you can find words like this!
You can find definitions on this website.
Student: “What’s this word, teacher?”
Teacher: “Look it up on the Urban Dictionary webstite.”
Student: “That’s fun!”