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When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends
Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?
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when a male has incestual sex with father
oh man last night i was so drunk i graded cheese.
hey did ya hear tom is a cheese grader
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A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.
That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!
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girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.
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When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.
Me: "Dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day..."
Some bro: "That's cool man, who was it?"
Me: "YOUR MOM! WHAT IS UP"
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1: A cheese roller is someone who, for some reason, delights in chasing a wheel of cheese down a near vertical hill. often int he rain.
2: Someone who likes to "roll the cheese" Cheese being a euphemism for almost anything but primarily that which is found on the end of penises.
"I went cheese rolling last night. Four cheese rollers broke their limbs and two died. It's not been the same since everyone went health and safety crazy."
"Where's Jim gone?"
"Oh, he's off cheese rolling"
"gross man."
"You are SUCH a cheese roller"
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Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.
OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.
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