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Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.
Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.
Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.
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an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.
Darth Vader: * force choke s Captain Needa*
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
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Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew
Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
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The act of fucking a girl while choking her because you hate her and she's the biggest god damn bitch alive but even with that she's hot as hell.
Richard: God I want to choke-fuck that bitch.
Andrew: Same here man!!
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The hole in the side of a marijuana pipe's bowl. More commonly known as the carb hole. After smoke has built up in the piece a smoker removes her thumb from the choke to take the hit.
1. You've got a good hit built up in the chamber, take your thumb off the choke!
2. When I want to res-rip a piece, I suck the flame through the choke hole, and use the bowl as the choke.
When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.