cum

Cum is the shit that ejects from a man's penis and then is splirged anywhere in his room!

Nick splirged all over his bed after he rubbed himself raw!

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cum

1. english (prep.) - "with"
2. latin (prep.) - "with"
3. latin (conj.) (also quum, quom) - "with, when, while, because, although, since, &c"
4. english (slang n.) - "semen"
5. english (slang v.) - "to ejaculate"
6. english (slang v.) - "come"

i wanted to cum cum meretrice, sed cum i just couldn't hold it anymore, i came. She said "cum on! cur non meae manebat?!"

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Cum

What your mom drinks when daddy’s outta town.

Your mother:(slurp slurp)

Me: ahhhhhh FUCK YES YOU WHORE! Cumulative

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Cum

Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is....

1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.

2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions

"I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"

"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?

"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"

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cum

the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.

"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."

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cum

Whore mayonaise

his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise

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cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

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