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Eating out a girl on her period
Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"
Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)
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To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").
Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.
We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.
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Short for "penis in the vagina," "p in the v" is a simple euphemism for vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, totally! It was pretty awesome, and totally culminated with some sweet p in the v!"
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To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.
Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.
Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.
Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.
Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.
***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
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a tool used to render computer models that has exploded in popularity in the last year or so.
People with no real design skill or value for good presentations now run 100 or more renders at a time of various unconsidered, pointless views of their proposal in a 'photorealistic' style. If you can call it a style, or even 'photorealistic'.
90% of the users aren't capable of changing basic settings and rely on the defaults (but still claim to be experienced, or competant.)
WOOAHHH, bro, that's a nice V-ray render you got there, what settings did you use!?
Oh, you know, uh... the um, defaults.
Oh right, but I thought I'd seen the same render before.
Yeah, I was trying the different pre-settings all day long.
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V= all the years they been a virgin
Pain= all the years they have been through with the pain
I been dealing with this v-pain for all my life.
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rhythm guitarist and back up vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.
best band in the world in my opinion
:D
omg, did you see zacky v and synyster last night?
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