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November 26

November 26th is the day when you obey your boyfriend. No exceptions, you have to do whatever they say when they say.

Bf: Baby come here and cuddle

Gf: No..
Bf: Come on it's November 26th
Gf: Ah yea you're right, fiine

by Poorple Toortle November 23, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


January 26

Those born on January 26 have lost all grip of reality and have no idea what else to do with life upon passing the age of 18.

He was born on January 26? Jeez.. Feel bad for him/her.

by UnappealingHangover October 17, 2019

61πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


rule 26

If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it

Chill out man=com
laughing out loud=lol
Dude this fits rule 26 perfectly

by b wrix August 17, 2007

80πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


march 26

if you are born in march 26, you probably abuse your bestfriend and you are a bitch but also kinda pretty

that girl is born on march 26. no wonder she’s a bitch

by merkleyyyy March 29, 2021

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


May 26

Queen or king day

Ellie:Its may 26 I'm a quen
Max:and I'm a king lol

by Lolo_7879 October 18, 2019

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


March 26

Rub your girlfriend's pussy...

Boy one: Dude its march 26!

Boy two: You know what that means.

Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! March 26, 2020

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


26's

the size of a rim thats put on cars,4 whellers etc.

boy: wat size rims are thoes
man: they are 26's

by Torre mcgee July 2, 2006

21πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž