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When one place's one's erect penis (especially the glans) inside a freshly opened jar of nutella.
When one cuts off their penis in this state and swirls it around his ear, it is called a brown willy.
John: "Dude, last night Cindy gave me a brown danny for my birthday, it was amazing."
David: "No way, Katie never gives me brown dannys. You are one lucky dude."
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Danny Kurily is the band All Time Low's guitar tech. He's really cool and cute. He and Jack Barakat (the band's guitarist) seem to be really close. Danny Kurily is awesome and wants a raise even though he wears more expensive clothes than the band's lead singer, Alex Gaskarth., and flies in a Lear jet. Danny Kurily is pretty much one of the coolest people in existence.
Friend 1: Did you watch the All Time Low movie?
Friend 2: Yes! Danny Kurily wears Louis Vuitton belts.
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The best youtube out there. Nothing compares. One of the few true prank / comedy channels left. Has the biggest balls out of any youtuber out there. The Louie C.K. of improv.
dude 1: Wtf happened to nelk?
dude 2: dunno man, but you should check out Danny Mullen's channel. Waaaaaaaaay fucking better
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one of ashley tisdale's hollywood-free ex boyfriends that actually got famous for no logical exclamation, a wanna be high school musical poser, no personality, dull, sucks at massage therapy, sucks at life, ass eater, hates on everybody, bad tempered, jail bait loves him, talentless, can't keep a relationship, small penis, man whore, and he has nothing going for his life except ashley tisdale jumping up and down on him in the cars, bathrooms, hotel rooms, and even on a theater stage. if by chance you know this idiosyncratic maniac, please stay away. you have been warned.
'who's that amazing blond actress on the high school musical?'
'ashley tisdale, DUH!'
'who's that dude she made famous?'
'danny stone, DUH!'
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One of the players who was on the field in 1986 during a confrontational match between the Exton Massacrers and the Goshen Bears. During that match, newcomer Kelly Goosecock kicked a 75 yard field goal.
Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.
The trash-talking of Danny Provolone could have easily been that.
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when one wants to get shit faced on a Friday night
He is shit faced, what the fuck is he doing talking to the old people in the bar? That’s danny and it Friday, it’s Danny’s time
Person: Danny Devito is hot
Other person: yeah he is