Pro reply, sis

The ultimate and only correct response to the phrase "cool story bro". If you use this against someone correctly, they'll shit entire houses, much less bricks.

You: I went to the mall the other day and bought the most shitastic pair of vans.

'Friend': Cool story, bro.

You: Pro reply, sis.

'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...

You: Yeah, I know you do.

go off sis

A sarcastic phrase you tell someone when they’re “snapping” or throwing a tantrum

Jack: Are you sure your shoes are tied correctly?
Mike: yes, i ties them myself.

Jack: they really don’t look like it.

Mike: Go off sis.

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Yeet sis 😂

Yeet Sis 😂

Yeet Sis 😂!

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Do-Si-Do

1. A common square dancing move

2. A peanut butter sandwich cookie popularized by the Girl Scouts

3. A western-themed fore- or afterplay game. The man wears a cowboy hat on his erect penis and the woman wears assless chaps. The man has to lie or crouch on the floor with his hands and feet touching the ground at all times, the woman has her hands tied behind her back in a 'lasso'. The goal of the game is to transfer the cowboy hat from the man's penis to the woman's head. This game usually results in anal sex.

Yee-haw, Barbara and I are going to have a rousing game of Do-Si-Do tonight!

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Ay si, como no

"Oh yeah right" in disbelief.

My friend: I was eating 20 burgers yesterday!
Me: Ay si, como no. You couldn't even eat 5 tacos last week.

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gai si de

damned, fucking (adj.)

gai si de wang ba dan = fucking bastard

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si-r

a noob counter-strike clan that thinks u hack if u hav a 1-5 record.

Man you noob! you pulled a si-r right there!

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