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A usless expression started by God who knows, just to annoy the hell out of us
''What did you do last night?''
''your mom''
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is the nicest person I have ever met.
I went to Your Mom's house and she made me a batch of cookies and let me lay down in the Lazy Boy. She then proceeded to cover me up with a cozy wool blanket and told me I was a nice boy.
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1. a phrase used to answer a question when you do not know the answer or you don't feel like answering it.
2. a phrase that is used when you repeat what someone says; a comeback.
3. an annoying phrase used by schoolchildren
1. KID 1: How many cups are there in a pint, again?
KID 2: Your mom.
2. KID 1: This movie is so perverted.
KID 2: Your mom's perverted.
3. If you say YOUR MOM one more time, I'm going to KILL YOU!
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An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
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the chick I banged last night
When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise
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A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.
Variations: Your Mother
"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"
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